man i really wish i could be a vulcan because i have no control over the amount of “FUCK YOU”s i emit on a daily basis and they’re starting to carry less weight and if i were a vulcan i could say all these suave, cool, collected things that totally mean “fuck you to next tuesday” but are actually a bunch of really big words and statistics all spoken in monotone making everything i say the biggest burn ever
why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.
taken from Amanda Grayson’s personal photo archives
in tos i-chaya was already quite old when spock was a boy but really i just wanted to see baby spock with baby i-chaya that’s all
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When Aidan MacElroy set out to pick up Joanna McCoy for their first date, he had expected a stern talking-to. He really had. Aidan had two older brothers who’d shown him the ropes. He thought he was prepared.
Aidan barely had to press the buzzer for a millisecond before the doors slid open, revealing a tall, lanky Vulcan with dark, piercing brown eyes.
Um. Jo hadnt mentioned her dad was a Vulcan. “H-hi,” he said, shifting from foot to foot, “I’m here to pick up Joanna?” The confidence he’d shown up with drained from him in a matter of moments.
"Doctor," the Vulcan said monotonously, staring at Aidan with an intensity that, despite what Aidan’s mom in Starfleet had told him about Vulcans, seemed to betray stoicism and lean more towards threatening, “I believe Joanna’s escort is here.”
Aidan only made the connection that the Vulcan was most certainly not Joanna’s father when the man in question shuffled up behind the Vulcan, Joanna’s big blue eyes reflected in his. Though this guy’s were fairly…menacing. “You’re Aidan, right?” he said in a Southern rumble.
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